She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... (hahahahahaha...it's ok, I'm a blonde!)
Come on ya'll, see how many you can add to the list! Teri
She was Soooooooo Blonde .....
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she
wrote "Leo."
*On a job application where it said "nearest relative," she wrote "a half a
mile down the road!"
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
that's good stuff...
But I know some blonds that actually get offended by blond jokes :s
"He who fears fate lives like a coward!"
***This by far is THE best website I have seen on the net***
"Why be emo and sulking when you can be Arnold and bulking?!!"
I am a blonde
and I started this.....ha
all in fun! :-) LOL
~~~~~~~Teri
2 blonds
2 blonds were stranded in a desert a day went past and they ran out of the small food they had so they decided to go look for some when they stumbled upon some tracks on the ground the first blond says "what animal made these tracks?"
The seconds blond replied "i dont know but if we follow them we might find out"
So the two blondes started following the tracks, a few hours later a train goes past
She put lipstick on her
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
another blonde joke..........
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from
San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which has to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blond.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blond walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World!
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